Can't Pick and Choose from the Bible
From the nib.com and chartlikecharts.tumblr.com, made back in 2015, still funny by Scott Bateman
If you'd like to feel inspired by life lessons try: Ursula K Le Guin on literature as an operating manual for life; Neil Gaiman on making wonderful, fabulous, brilliant mistakes; or Nassim Taleb's commencement address; or JK Rowling on the benefits of failure. Or Charlie Munger on always inverting.